For the cosmic traveler:
“Picture yourself lost in the galaxy…UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise…Will you return to tell the story? In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.
The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it’s Earthly origin.”
“Money back guarantee should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not safely returned to Earth…”