The Green Hummer


“This is the perfect SUV.

Our SUV is healthy, friendly, non-polluting, simple, inexpensive, fun, and socially responsible.

There are no black tinted windows to hide us from view. No air conditioning to further isolate us from the outside. No gas tank to fill and fill and fill. No greenhouse gasses pouring from the exhaust pipe. No frustration, no yelling, no honking, no road rage. No clocks to set, no alarm to annoy, no menus to scroll through. No video game system, DVD player, or GPS system. No “we own the road”, “get out of our way”, “don’t slow us down” mentality.”

The Green Hummer Project

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One Response to The Green Hummer

  1. Pragmatik says:

    Maybe that is the perfect SUV. Anything larger than a jeep should require a special license. Had the old guy who totaled my car a few weeks ago been made to pass a test in order to drive an Expedition with a brushbar (in the city, mind you), the wreck never would have happened.

    Check out this link, for a bit of humor on the subject: (WARNING: Offensive language therein)

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