Darth Vader’s Day Off


"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you
could miss it.

Do you know what I think about being ordered to sit on my
hands and wait aboard Executor? Blast it. You heard me: blast it right
where the Sith don’t shine.

I woke up this morning in a foul humour
coupled with the determination not to spend another day staring at the walls in
my hyperbaric chamber. In fact, I smashed my hyperbaric chamber — which may
have been overzealous, but it felt really good.

Klaxons rang out
and a platoon of stormtroopers rushed through the doors. I pushed past them and
into the corridor, breezing past a flotilla of stunned-looking repair droids and
into the lift. While it ran through the levels I cracked my knuckles and
grumbled to myself. Blasted Palpatine! Blasted galaxy!"

Darth Vader’s Day Off
The Darth Side