"The Promise…… a mother’s Valentine message for her daughter"
By Kathleen Marie
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n. an irrational fear of Valentine’s Day.
n. the blatantly cheap flower selection from a guy who
needs to be dumped ASAP. (How was your V-Day? Bud light.)
n. a girl who puts out for carnations.
adj. as in, if I don’t see a ring today, he’s dead to
n. people who send themselves flowers from a
v. to walk the thin line between love and hate. (I lote Johnny.
One day he’s a dollface; the next he’s a total wanker.)
n. when you crash your friend’s Valentine’s Day date
only to talk about all your relationships gone wrong.
n. public display of rejection: when your valentine takes you
somewhere lovely only to break your heart in front of strangers.
n. a man whose masculinity is put in question by his
overenthusiasm for V-Day. (I mean, I don’t expect him to be a Valentiny Tim, but
he could at least try to hide his total amoraphobia.)
n. A once-single woman who traditionally swears off
the holiday but is now happily coupled off and suddenly all about hearts, roses,
and luuuv …
n. A cop-out gifter. (“Good old George. He’s a total
candy-boxer, but I still love him.”)
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