"Are we seeing the rise of a new brand? The birth of a new breed of journals? On sale at $1.19! Pretty, nifty and supersized, too! More from my sources on Monday."
Mr. Bill, Man of Mystery
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Oh no Mr. Bill! Those are sponges at the paint store!!! 
Cool, always on the lookout for more.
Yea…but do they have an elastic band? I might still want one…
I thought those looked a little fat. Nice joke.
Evil! I was drooling over the idea of a thick blank book.
::High five::