"In Antigua I am famous. I am bathed in jasmine In Albuquerque, on the other hand, I am infamous; children In Prague I am as fabulous as Napoleon and everyone
and pressed with warm stones."
—Carnival Cruise ad in The New Yorker
throw stones and the elderly whisper behind their hands.
In Juneau, I am glacial, a cool blue where anyone can bathe
for a price. In Rio I am neither exalted nor defamed; I walk
the streets and nothing makes sense, voices garbled, something
about electricity, something about peonies and cheap wool.
knows it. They give me a horse and I tell them this horse
will be buried with me, I tell them I will call the horse either
Andromeda or Murphy and all applaud wildly. In Montreal
I am paler than I am in Toronto. In Istanbul I trip over cracks
in the sidewalk and no one rushes to take my elbow, to say
Miss or brew strong tea for a poultice. In Sydney they talk
about my arrival for days. I sit outside the opera house.."
"In Antigua I am famous. I am bathed in jasmine
In Albuquerque, on the other hand, I am infamous; children
In Prague I am as fabulous as Napoleon and everyone